One of these Kaws is not like the other !

Two Kaws - both.......... "Outstanding In Their Field"

Hey, come this way to meet another Kow!

scotch wrote: Two Kaws - both.......... "Outstanding In Their Field"

You did mean "Outstanding in their field" and not out standing in their field right?

I'm so glad you captured the picture with them standing in opposite directions since they really are polar opposites.
One drinks a lot of gas while the udder gives up a lot of gas.
One needs to be let out to roam freely where the udder should always be kept contained.
One gives a more comfortable fast ride than the udder.
One needs an oil change where the udder needs to be constantly drained.
One comes in any color you want where the udder only comes in white, black and brown.

It's obvous which one is the "Cream that rises to the top" until ..... it's time to reproduce
Then the udder wins 'cause it can reproduce with a little help in about 9 months all by itself where the "other" takes years to pull its self together with a lot of help ( and a few Hail Marys)

Thank you Kawboy for that detailed comparison. I had to leave my post as-is cuz I couldn't remember how to spell utter/udder.
Then the udder wins 'cause it can reproduce with a little help in about 9 months all by itself where the "other" takes years to pull its self together with a lot of help ( and a few Hail Marys)
I guess we must concede to Stang - he must have perfected cloning ! No Bull !
Otherwise I'll consider myself trumped.........no Fake moos !

Nice word play there scotch with colloquialisms.
Well, in my case, there was no immaculate conception nor cloning involved. I ain't a miracle worker! I did it the down to earth dirty way. I killed and ate the bull, then fu@#d the old nasty rusty Kaw enough so she changed into a beauty. Mind over matter! Om.....................

Can't take credit for ........colloquialisms. ? Only on my second java........too big of a word at the moment but kawboy understands.
You certainly had to chew some Bull to get yours finished in record time! Clearly.....grabbing the bull by the horns paid off.